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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Stupid things people can get aressted for in america.

I've done apps so why not law's? Here are the most rediculous law's I can find.

1. it is illegal for women to have hairy leg's on a public street in New Mexico.
2. It is illegal to shoot a whale from a moving car in Tennesse.
3. It is illegal to steal a moose in alaska.
3. Unmarried women may not sell cheese on Sunday or go sky diving.
4. you may not ride a bike in California with out fashion accessories.
5.It is illegal to wear cowboy boot's unless you own at least two cows in California.
6. It is illegal to shower on Wednesday's in Wyoming.
7. Waling is illegal in Oklahoma
8. it is illegal for women to do their own hair in the state of Wisconsin with out proper permits.
9. Cars must be tethered to a public building in Wisconsin.
10. It is illegal to drive while you are asleep.
11. in New York, You can be sent to death row for jumping off a twenty story building.
12. you can not fart publicly after six PM.
13. It is illegal to point a fake gun at some one in Texas.
14. you can not immitate animals in Miami, Florida.
15.(my mom's favorite) you may NOT chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Montana.
16. you may not push a moose out of a flying vehicle. In Alaska.
17. you can't walk backwards while eating a doughnut on a city street in Kentucky. 
18. you can't carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Ohio.
19. you can't wash your clothes in a bird bath.
20. you must be 18 years old to play pinball in Tennessee.
21. you can't put coins in your ears in Hawaii
22. no boxing with kangaroos in Oregon.
23. you can't drive a car with ice picks attached to the wheels.
24. you may not fish from a camels back in Idahoe.
25. you can't sleep on a fridge outside. in Oklahoma
26. you can't wake a sleeping bear to take it's picture.
27. you can't ride your bike in a full swimming pool.
28. You may not wear a fake mustache if it causes laughter in church. Alabama.
29. you can not flirt on a public street. in Arkansas.
30. in Idaho it is illegal to frown in public.
31. it is illegal to practice knife throwing at a man in a striped shirt (so, if it's not striped you can throw knives at him?) Kansas.
32. Men can not tickle women under the chin with a feather duster. Maine
33. Mourner's at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Massachusetts.
34. women can't ear hats that will frighten children and animals. Missouri. (really?)
35. you can not dance while wearing a hat. North Dakota.
36. Horses are not allowed in the fountain inn unless they are wearing pant's. South Carolina.
37. you may not whistle under water.

And those are just some of the totally ridiculous things you can get arrested for or fined for in America. But what's really funny is that they had to make a law about it in the first place.
Bri π


  1. Well then where can I chain my alligator to? and I can't drive while I'm asleep? darn.

    1. I know! I've already broken the one about driving while you are asleep, remember that dream?

    2. Yeah. Shame on you! I can't sell cheese? Oh wait I'm not a women I'm a girl.

  2. Where did you find these? Man, I must be a criminal. Lots of places I can't go...

  3. Be a criminal? I often speak english in IL.

  4. Oh my!! well, I guess we'll have to turn you in, and you were my best friend too! Boo hoo hoo! ;)