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Friday, September 28, 2012

National Geographics.

I'm a teenage girl and my favorite magazine is National Geographic. That's a bit odd isn't it? I just like them, I don't know why. But I do. I have a huge box of them. I like to read them and look at the pictures and stuff. Plus they're good reference material. Any who...... so My sister was watching My babysitters a vampire (think it's stupid but she likes it) and they had a knock off Doctor!! I mean seriously? Doctor When? Not cool. But it does prove my theory that Disney has Whovian writers. I mean this is the second person dressed as and/or named for The Doctor. Speaking of Doctor Who, I'm going to be a Big Spider in Babes in toy land. So I'm going to be making lots of jokes about Racnos, and Spider-man. I think it might be fun being the bad guy even if I only have a couple of lines and I don't sing. (I don't think I do at least) I've never been a villain before. perhaps I'll be ensemble too. probably. And I don't mind cause then I get to sing too. Ok I gotta go, bye Bri π

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Bri Pi's life tips.

1. Avoid accidentally drinking a bottle of lotion when groggy in the morning.
2. You will get wetter bathing one cat, than two dogs.
3. Extras in TV shows are idiots, no matter how much you yell at them.
4. When a girl is reading a book in front of you, I don't care how cute she is, don't ask her what she's reading.
5. Avoid talking to people with ear buds in.
6. When baby sitting a small child who only watches one show, accept that that show will be ruined from now on.
7. Speaking in third person makes you sound like a Russian villain,
8. Being a hipster is rather mainstream.
9. Tacky glue fails when wet.
10. Having random things in your purse does not make you MacGyver.
So here are some of my life tips, what do you think? What are your life tips? comment them, I'd love to read them! Bye Bri π

Monday, September 24, 2012

I Ffffffffolunteer.

Ok so I was at Cookies house and she had another friend over (her nickname is Butter) and we were talking and someone said something and I did the "I volunteer as tribute" Thing and Cookies sister JuJu was like "Bri! You said the F word!" I was really shocked because I didn't say anything bad. Then Butter said. "No she didn't" JuJu said "Yes she did, she said I volunteer as tribute" Cookie: "That doesn't have an F in it" JuJu: Yeah it does, I fffffffffffolunteer as tribute" We all started laughing. I found this very funny. And that's all I have to say. Bye! Bri π

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

A Regergitation of Random Thoughts.

Hey! How are you my readers? This is the part where you guy's say "I am fine thanks for asking" at your computer screen and your mom/dad/husband/wife/friend/sibling/random passer-by looks at you like your crazy. Any who. I don't really have anything to write about. My life is as uninteresting as, well, someone else's life. Unless of course that person was, I don't know, Katy Perry or Prince Henry, because every one's sticking their noses in their businesses.  Ok question. When you hurt your self or get really mad, do you make up a language that sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef? I do. I'm excited for Halloween. It's one of my favorite holidays. No that doesn't mean I sacrifice cats or worship demons and ghosts, it means I enjoy Costumes and free candy. I also like the decorations and creepy stuff. I'm just weird that way. I don't actually get to go trick-or-treating this year because I'm to old, so I'm going to stay at home with Nana and scare the kids who come to get candy in my weird costume. It'll be fun! Has anyone seen the movie "Coraline"? I read the book and it was really good!! I want to see the movie. I also want to see "Corpse Bride". since I saw "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and liked it I want to watch that one to and see what I think. Any way.... I need to go and do things that are actually productive instead of vomiting random thoughts in my head onto this page. Bye! Bri π

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Moonlight Hill

So yesterday I decided to paint Moonlight Hill from The Nightmare Before Christmas. What do you think? :) Bri π

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The "Ten-Pool"

Ok so you guys know my cousins are marvel fan's right? Well recently they've become whovians as well. Anyway, we were messing around out side when my cousin Blake said "let's play X-men. I want to be a combination of Deadpool and the tenth Doctor." I found this really funny. Then I came up with a name for this combo. Ten-Pool. So my cousin is a TimeLord/Mutant/Velociraptor/Crocodile. (The latter bits were added later, with more back story) And that is what happened yesterday. Just wanted to share! Bye! Bri π

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A Thank You Note.

Today is 9/11. 11 years ago four planes where hijacked by suicide attackers, who where headed to The Pentagon, The Twin Towers, and the Capitol Building. Two planes hit the twin towers, one hit the Pentagon, and one crashed in a field in Pennsylvania after the passengers attempted to regain control.  I want to thank the Firefighters, the Police men, the Doctors, the Paramedics, and the Volunteers, who helped rescue and treat civilians after the attacks. And I would like to thank the the Solders in and veterans who where in Iraq, and Afghanistan. Thank you for keeping us safe and free. Thank You.

Monday, September 10, 2012


Ok, so who likes steampunk? I do! I've been making lots of steampunk art and jewelry, and soon I'm going to start selling it. I'm going to make an online store, which will include other things than just steampunk. Here's a sneak peak at what you might find on it. ;)
Steampunk Butterfly

Steampunk earring
Steampunk earring

Key pendent
Steampunk butterfly.
Gear Pendent

Wednesday, September 5, 2012


Ten Thing's You Probably Didn't Know About Me.

1. When I sweat my hair secretes cocoanut smell.
2. I am slightly terrified of vacuums.
3. There's a sassy skeleton in my school room.
4. I have been a Marvel fan since I was pretty much born.
5. I have an obsession with superhero TV shows.
6. When I was little I had a hamster named Fred, and a fish named Fred.
7. I really love QT slushies.
8. I hate people talking in the third person.
9. I flipped a nine year old girl once.
10. I can't eat string cheese.

And that is some weird stuff you probably didn't know about me, all of it is true by the way, okay now tell me something weird about you! I'd love to know what you have to say! Bye Bri π