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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Bri Pi's life tips.

1. Avoid accidentally drinking a bottle of lotion when groggy in the morning.
2. You will get wetter bathing one cat, than two dogs.
3. Extras in TV shows are idiots, no matter how much you yell at them.
4. When a girl is reading a book in front of you, I don't care how cute she is, don't ask her what she's reading.
5. Avoid talking to people with ear buds in.
6. When baby sitting a small child who only watches one show, accept that that show will be ruined from now on.
7. Speaking in third person makes you sound like a Russian villain,
8. Being a hipster is rather mainstream.
9. Tacky glue fails when wet.
10. Having random things in your purse does not make you MacGyver.
So here are some of my life tips, what do you think? What are your life tips? comment them, I'd love to read them! Bye Bri π


  1. Lol!!! Darn it!!! I wanted to be MacGyger!!! Sigh. O well.

    Flipp!n Girl

  2. #8 IS SOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! That term is totally relative, along with maaaaany others. *Sigh* I could so be MacGyver if a purse full of randomness was all it took...

    My tips:
    1. If you want a baby to learn to pull up on things, put them in a play-pen and they will instantly become ninjas.

    2. Avoid outdoor pools when temperature is below 50 degrees.

    And that's it.... :)