Stupid things people can get aressted for in america.

I've done apps so why not law's? Here are the most rediculous law's I can find.

1. it is illegal for women to have hairy leg's on a public street in New Mexico.
2. It is illegal to shoot a whale from a moving car in Tennesse.
3. It is illegal to steal a moose in alaska.
3. Unmarried women may not sell cheese on Sunday or go sky diving.
4. you may not ride a bike in California with out fashion accessories.
5.It is illegal to wear cowboy boot's unless you own at least two cows in California.
6. It is illegal to shower on Wednesday's in Wyoming.
7. Waling is illegal in Oklahoma
8. it is illegal for women to do their own hair in the state of Wisconsin with out proper permits.
9. Cars must be tethered to a public building in Wisconsin.
10. It is illegal to drive while you are asleep.
11. in New York, You can be sent to death row for jumping off a twenty story building.
12. you can not fart publicly after six PM.
13. It is illegal to point a fake gun at some one in Texas.
14. you can not immitate animals in Miami, Florida.
15.(my mom's favorite) you may NOT chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Montana.
16. you may not push a moose out of a flying vehicle. In Alaska.
17. you can't walk backwards while eating a doughnut on a city street in Kentucky. 
18. you can't carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Ohio.
19. you can't wash your clothes in a bird bath.
20. you must be 18 years old to play pinball in Tennessee.
21. you can't put coins in your ears in Hawaii
22. no boxing with kangaroos in Oregon.
23. you can't drive a car with ice picks attached to the wheels.
24. you may not fish from a camels back in Idahoe.
25. you can't sleep on a fridge outside. in Oklahoma
26. you can't wake a sleeping bear to take it's picture.
27. you can't ride your bike in a full swimming pool.
28. You may not wear a fake mustache if it causes laughter in church. Alabama.
29. you can not flirt on a public street. in Arkansas.
30. in Idaho it is illegal to frown in public.
31. it is illegal to practice knife throwing at a man in a striped shirt (so, if it's not striped you can throw knives at him?) Kansas.
32. Men can not tickle women under the chin with a feather duster. Maine
33. Mourner's at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Massachusetts.
34. women can't ear hats that will frighten children and animals. Missouri. (really?)
35. you can not dance while wearing a hat. North Dakota.
36. Horses are not allowed in the fountain inn unless they are wearing pant's. South Carolina.
37. you may not whistle under water.

And those are just some of the totally ridiculous things you can get arrested for or fined for in America. But what's really funny is that they had to make a law about it in the first place.
Bri π

Ok I do need some questions

I want to do the question thing that people do on there blog, but I don't know were people get the questoions so I'm going to answer your questions, Nothing inapropriate or super personal, but just litttle questions, like what's your favorite color, or describ e your life with a song, stuff like that. So Go ahead and ask away. You know how I really don't like the government? Well, I think that came from reading to many books in which the government is evil, and/or not helpful in any way at all. Sorry, I just don't like the Idea of any one being able to control me and my life. I like my freedom and I don't want it to be just a word. If you are a government person, well, I am not sorry for anything that I have said to offend you as I have freedom of speech. So you can just deal with it, and maybe I'll stop being annoyed with you people once you do something intelligent for a change. like not Lying your butt's off to trick the public. Or maybe stop baning perfectly good books. Or maybe promote homeschooling. That's what I would do if I were you. I may just be a teen but I am NOT stupid, I am NOT an ignorant child, I am NOT just some person. I am a person of importance, with ideas, and thought, and all sort's of things you people don't seem to like all that much. I can decide who I think will do the best job as a senator, I can decide who should be the president. I can't be bought. Money is nothing but pieces of green cotton paper. Really it's worth nothing. people just see it as a value, and thus it controls every thing. People aren't really free. Because of money.
"A camel has more of a chance of getting through the eye of the needle than a rich man does of going to heaven"
(has anyone besides me noticed that my post have a tendency to end up as political tirades?)

The fourth dimension and banned books.

I know what the forth dimension is. It is were we live. We are fourth dimensional. We are touchable. Not that I want to be touched, because I really don't like touching. It's not fun. I started this thing called instagram, on my ipod. It's like a blog except for pictures. pretty cool. I think I'm going to do one of those question things. I just need to knoe were you get the questions. You know, were you like answer questions than post them on your blog, I need some questions, If you have an Idea tell me and maybe I'll answer it. One moment I must realease the hounds. *leaves for moment* Ok I'm back. So questions. Ask away. Funny or seirious I'll answer best I can. Um.... You know how the ban books in library's and schools? well I think that's totally dumb. here is a list of book that are banned and guess what... I've read all of them.

1. Harry Potter. It's banned because of witch craft, fantasy, and violence.
2. Bridge to Teribethia. language, religion, and death. Um.... Ok?
3. To Kill a Mockingbird. language, religion, and racism. Again...um, Ok?
4. A Wrinkle in Time. Cristianity, witch craft, and demons. So?
5. Farinhiet 451. What's ironic about this one is that It's about what would happen if the government banned all books. It was banned for language, and themes (Hmmmm....)
6. The Diary of Anne Frank. Supposed sexual references.
7.Little women. Because Jo end's up getting married. (That make absolutely no sense what so ever)

This whole banning book's thing seems really stupid. Why ban books if this is a free government. Yeah, there's bad stuff in the world, but shouldn't we know about it to avoid it? Or better yet read about it to not make mistakes. Gosh, The government really ticks me off. next they'll try to ban movies, and music, maybe even our ideas. Leave us with our rights, or we will revolt. They should learn from the revolutionary war, or have they banned books about that too? Bye Bri π
                                           READ BANNED BOOKS!!!!!

Bookshelf Cat: The Movie.

profesional doodles.

I'm going to enter the doodle 4 google contest. I already have my doodle I juts need to make it better. For one thing, my person looks flat, and another thing her hand looks like a cheery. I need to fix her flatness, the cheery and also her weird butt. and her short legs. and the cat. I just need to re draw it all together. I'm going to use JJ for a model, because she does not have short legs, a cherry for a hand, or a weird butt. She is also not flat. she is third dementional. Yay for JJ, your three dimensional. I hope that's a good thing.  I hope I win . The winner get's a scholarship to a collage of there choice. So I really hope I get it. Later to day is Noah's birthday party. Were pretty excited. I have no clue what I'm getting him. I'll figure it out later. The family safety thing is driving me nut's again. It keeps covering up my followers thing, and it wont let me on my friends blog. It is so annoying. At least it actually lets me on my blog now. But it's still annoying. I don't know what to say now so.... Bye Bri π (te he, Pi)

My favorite stone.

I have a favorite stone, what's yours? (No this isn't a silly poem about my favorite rock. That's for later) Mine is Tiger's eye. It's... hard to explain the beauty of Tiger's eye. you kinda have to see it to know what it looks like because pictures don't do it justice. It's a semi precious stone, and it's just beautiful. I have two Tiger's eye stones. recently I discovered they have a band of hematite on the one, making them magnetic. I have a hematite stoone too. I have a rock colection. I have Pyrite, amethyst, geodes, volcanic glass, quartz, hematite, turquoise,  lot's that I don't know what they are, and then my tiger's eye. It is just so pretty. if you ever get the chance to see one definitly look at it, it is really pretty. I like that the bands change how ever you look at them. I don't know how they do it but it's just gorgerous. I love Tiger's eye. It has all these various bands of gold and brown, light and dark. It is just so pretty. I love it. It isn't transparent or sparkley, but it is just amazing. I love Tiger's eye. You should comment what your favorite stone is. And no the Blarney Stone does not count. I'm talking any stone from the ground, precious or non precious. If it's your favorite stone tell me.

Book Review: Untracable by S. R. Johannes Rated: PG-13

Grace's dad has been missing for  three months, and there are no leads as to were he's gone. Grace thinks she can find him, after all he taught her how to track just about anything. if any one can find it's got to be her, but for some unknown reason, every one tells her to give up. The police captin, her the phsycyatrist, her best friend, even her mom says she should give up. Grace can not give up. Not on her dad. She can find him, Because No one, not even her, is untracable. Right?

Book Review: Witch & Wizard by James Patterson. Rated: PG.

What would happen, if the government took away your freedoms? Your music, your books, your movies, even your imagination.  This happens when a new political party called the New Order or the N.O. The N.O. takes anyone who shows any imagination, rebellion, creativity, or magic and puts them in jail, where they are tortured and tested on. Whit and Whisty are all these things and more; they are creative, imaginative, and rebellious. And apparently they are magical. They are taken to a special prison, and now they have to survive because they are the ones who are going to save the world from the N.O.

My extremely nutritious breakfast.

For breakfast I had: Some oat meal, part of a candy cane, and a little bit of ginger ale. Can you see how these things fit in? If not, I'll just give it away. I am sick. I have been sick since Monday. I feel better than yesterday, but that's probably from me sucking on a mint and sipping some ginger ale every so often. I'm not throwing up sick, I'm just feel-like-I-might-throw-up sick. Actually, it's more like sort-of-starving-yet-sick-at-the-same-time-but-I'm-afraid-to-eat sick. It's not particularly fun. I've been doing school work, and reading, and listening to music. It is really not fun. My mom had it Friday through till Monday, so I hope I'll be better by tomorrow. My cousins birthday is Saturday and we really want to go. Ginger ale + candy cane = really weird taste in your mouth. Probably because ginger ale is an acid and candy cane is a base. So it's like having vinegar and baking powder in your mouth, only a whole lot more mild. It still tastes weird. Blech. Um.... I don't know what to say now. Hey have you ever wondered how they get the print upside down in like magazine quizzes and kids menus? I have. Maybe they have a button that makes the print upside down. *stops and changes music* sorry, I didn't like that song. So now I am listening to Video Killed the Radio Star by Pentatonix. It sounds like it's about a murder, but it's not. It;s about video or TV making radio less popular. I like that song. It's all techno-ish. Whats really cool is it's all a capella. Really cool.

Sherlock Holmes has just crushed my dreams.

Sherlock Holmes just crushed my dreams. But I can't tell you why unless you've read the book. I was reading The Hound of the Baskervilles and it crushed my dreams. So sad. I bet you guy's are really confused, I bet your saying "how did Sherlock Holmes crush your dreams?" I say "read the book even though it's really boring." It crushed my dreams. Boo hoo.  I still can't tell you why though. I feel sick today, well I've felt sick al week but I feel even worse today. I have this weird taste at the back of my mouth, and my stomach is all gurgley, and I just feel blech. I have to finish The Sherlock Holmes book by two o'clock today, I only have like five chapters left but it is such a slow read. Blech. I'll continue this later I need to read my book. Bye Bri π

A slang dictionary.

My lesson in Language arts was talking about how we can't use slang in a formal setting. If we did then no one would know what were talking about. So I am going to make a sort of slang dictionary with a definition of the word as a slang word and it's original meaning (if I can find it)

WHY IS MADGE NOT IN THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE????!!!!!!!

How is that supposed to work?! Who's going to give Katnis the pin? There's a whole back story about the pin, and so now are they're just cutting that out too? Who the heck is going to give Katnis the pin!?! Madge is an important character!!!! SHE GIVES KATNIS HER SYMBOL!!!!! Does Katnis just happen to have the pin that will be the symbol for the rebellion? I don't think so!! This totally sucks. Well at least they didn't cut out Rue. That would really suck, but I guess they can't really cut out Rue. She's kinda important. But still, how is it close to the book if they don't have Madge? Madge is in fact a really important character. Grrrrrr. Movie people are annoying. They say one thing, then they take out your favorite character. So stupid.

Home schoolers aren't lame, were actually pretty fast on our feet.

I am a home schooler. And ya know what? I love it. I get to do school work in my pajamas, I get to go to the zoo on week days, I get to go to the skate park when ever I want to. And I can learn anything I want to. I get to teach myself. I get to come up with classes for my self. My mom gives me the basics (Math, science, language arts, history, etc, etc) and I get to learn what I want in my spare time. How to draw fantasy creatures 101? I take it. beginners Animal anatomy? I take it. How to insult people in Latin?  I take it. Egyptian Hieroglyphs? I take it. Pottery? I take it. Home ecanomics? I take it, all day, every day. Yeah maybe I'm home schooled, But I'm getting a better education than any of  the kids in public school, I'm going to college at the age of fourteen. Maybe I can't tell you who the cutest movie star is (I'm not answering that), maybe I don't know what the coolest  movie is (hasn't come out yet), But who cares? I can tell you how iridescence works, I can tell you about all the best books, I can tell you who won the Mexican war. I could even explain the theory of evolution (not that I would want to, It's really pretty stupid. I mean hello, do I look like a monkey to you?) I do in fact know who Lady Gaga is. She's a freaky lady who like to were meat and five foot tall hats. Some of her songs are OK, but she's still a freak. I know a lot about music. Does anyone know P!nks first name? I do. It's Alecia Moore. Do you know The lyrics to Safe and Sound, Forget You, or So What? I do. Among many other songs, including: If I Die Young, Testify to Love, Firework, American Dream, and It's Your Life.   So see, Home schoolers aren't as secluded as you think we are. We're pretty good with popular stuff. Some of us are even famous. Vanessa Hudgens was home schooled. The Jonas brothers are home schooled,  C.S. Lewis was home schooled. Hillary Duff was home schooled. Bethany Hamilton was home schooled. The Duggars home school all of there kids. Lots of famous people are home schooled and lots of Home schoolers are very good at what they do. This is Bri π Bye! (oh, and this is part of my school work. Cool huh?)

ACKKK!! Lord Voldemort has the football!!!

I bet you are wondering why Lord Voldemort has a football, and why that is a bad thing. it's not really. Mama was watching football and she "Baltimore has the football" And JJ, Morgie and I were all down stairs watching TV. We all heard "Voldemort has the football!" We were very confused so we all said "Why does Voldemort have a football?" mama said "No, Baltimore has the football." That made more sense. We were less confused then. Now Morgie keeps telling people that Voldemort has the football.

My life is sooooo boring.

Ugh, I know your not suposed to say this, but I want something interesting to happen!! Nothing is happening, I want, oh i want sooo bad, to go on an adventure. I know that sounds really stupid, but.... it would be so exciting to explore a forest, wander around, get lost. I bet your saying well thats a really dumb thing to want, but I think Getting lost makes life so much more interesting. What fun would it be if we always went to places exactly right. Not fun at all. It would be majorly boring. I want to go find things that I've never found before, see things I've never seen before, I want to adventure!!!!! I want to go nomading, oh that would be so much fun. just take two weeks off and go wander through America, not really aiming anywhere. People don't care about how exciting the journey is as long as they get to were they're going. I am the opposite, I don't really care where I'm going as long as the journey is exciting! I love exploring, Not just my back yard, but a forest, or a cave, or a prairie, or a city. I justr want to Adventure. I am so bored. And no, I will not be satisfied by a virtual reality like the rest of this society. I want a real adventure, something a computer can't create. A computer can't create a smell, it can't make things that you can touch, it can't do what I need. I need real, not virtual. I need something I can touch, smell, maybe even lick, if necessary. I want real adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need it and This life I am living right now, It's not cutting it.

Book Review: Virals, Kathy Reichs, Raited PG-13

 After losing her mother in a car accident, fourteen year old Tory Brennan, the niece of the world-famous forensics anthropologist, Temperance Brennan, moves in with her father, who never knew she existed. She now lives on Morris Island, South Carolina, which is, literally, in the middle of no where. She makes friends with the rest of the kids on Morris Island, who are major geeks just like her. They explore the island of Loggerhead were their parents work in the Loggerhead Island Research Institute (LIRI). One day they find a secret laboratory, in which a young wolf dog hybrid is being experimented on. They rescue the pup and take care of him. The puppy was infected with an experimental strain of Canine Parvovirus, and this one can infect humans.

Coming soon to a blog near you! (and this time, I mean it!)

Da da da da!! As you can see I am part of the On the Bright Side blog tour!! This means that I get to both interview the author, S. R. Johannes, and do a book review of her new book On the Bright Side, which comes out January 31st! I plan to post them both February 2nd. If you want to know more about S. R. Johannes and her work, click on the icon to the right. (I think) I am really excited! I have never gotten to do a review for an author before! I already finished the book and it was really good!! but I'm not giving you the review until February 2nd. One of her other books that I have read is called Untraceable, It's really good too! This time I really want to know how I did because I don't want there to be any mistakes. I am so excited!!! I don't know if I can wait!! YAY!!!! Come on February 2nd!
 Thanks for reading, bye Bri π
 PS, This has nothing to do with S. R. Johannes, but My Mom just showed me pics of The Hunger Games movie Girl-On-Fire costume!!!!!!!!  : D  So excited I feel like squealing!!!! (not that I'm going to, Girls who squeal at things drive me nuts) Still, so excited!!!!!!!!

I don't think spanish!

Aperently to be fluent in spanish you have to think in Spanish. I can't do that. I can think in English, and Bri-ish (which is a combination of English, French, German, Egyptian, Latin, Korean, and Spanish) but that's it. I can't think in actual Spanish, I'm not that good. What do they want me to do, mesmerize every single word? I already have issues with English, now the want me to add a new language, so that way I can say things incorrectly in Spanish too? Yeah, that's what I want to do, make a fool of myself to Spanish/Mexican people. That be fun. (I'm being sarcastic.) Grrrrrrr. 

reading in the car is really hard when your tierd.

 My dad got a bottle of soda and asked me to read the ingredients to him, because we were driving, so I did. I was tierd and so I could not make any sense of the words on the bottle. It looked like this: Cardioteb  mater, snuegr, Polyehmtoeds, yellwo 40, rbe 3,  hydrsic ciasd, lpoyrhesresds, oytxbeniserz, Hihg Rfutsoue conr syrpui Does this make sense to you? it did not make sense to me. It had all these really big words, like Pollymedopates, and hydropolic acids, and carbinated water. It was rather annoying. What the heck is a polymedopates anyway? I bet we could live with out it. Along with all that other stuff, like the Hihg  rfutsouce conr syrupi. Which is actually High fructose corn syrup.

Just two months, and eighteen days!

Two months eighteen days is how long it's going to be before The Hunger Games comes out. I am so excited! I want to tell you my costume, but I don't want some one else to see it. I really am excited. We got the fabric, and a pattern for it. It's going to be awesome! I am so excited! Then I'm going to help Cookie make her costume, and, no, I'm not giving her's away either. I love designing costumes. It's so much fun. I wonder how many other people will be dressed up to? One time I went to see one of the Twilight movies and one person had dressed up as a Voltourie. (Is that how you spell it?) I am pretty excited to see it. I really hope it's better than Percy Jackson. That movie was really bad. I mean, It was so cheesy, and not even a good cheesy. It was really, well, I thought it was pretty stupid. I mean, The didn't even have Clarisse, How are they going to have a second movie with out Clarisse? Or Thalia? I mean come on. They had a scene about Thalia, and what did they do? They cut it out! Seriously, they cut it out! Grrrrr.

Continuation of the random conversations.

JJ: Seeing as how French people randomly break out into song and dance, obviously, we are French.
Bri: What?
JJ: We're French.
Bri: I already knew that.
JJ: No I mean we're more french.
Bri: I'm done speaking to you.

JJ: How do you want your eggs: Scrambled, sunny-side up, or over easy?
Sophie: Yes.
JJ: (starts gagging and coughing)
Sophie: Don't Kill your self! I'm not that funny!
Bri: (also starts gagging and coughing)
Sophie: Was it something I said?!?

JJ: Um Lady? (spots Lady's daughter running into theater)
Lady: Hmm? Oh, crap!
Mama: She was just going to see War Horse.
Lady: Oh is that what movie it is? Well, at least it's uplifting.


Cathy: usually I would put the most responsible in charge, But now I'm going to put the oldest in charge.
Kelcy: Wait, I'm not resposible? Who is the most responsible of all of us?
Cathy: That would probably be Bri.
Kelcy: Oh, thanks Mom!


Morgan: You are so not wierd.
JJ: oohh!You just got burned!
Morgan: See this apple? This apple is bigger than you.
JJ: Ooooohhhh! you just got sizzled and burned!
Bri: JJ, that doesn't make any sense.
JJ: OOOHHHH!! You just got sizzled, smoldered and burned!

Bri: Hey JJ, The bettle's don't taste like chicken.
JJ: Oh, ok... wait, what?
Bri: I said, the beetle's don't taste like chicken.
JJ: Uh, ok? 

Thank you for reading my random family conversations. Bye, Bri π

DO NOT. PRESS. THE BUTTON!!!!

Last night I got a gift card to iTunes, so I was looking at my favorite TV shows (Mythbusters, Leverage, Psych, etc. etc) to see how much they were, and I found a leverage that said "Free" so I clicked on it to figure out which episode it was and stuff. But I hit the button and it started downloading! I started freaking out because I'm not supposed to get stuff with out my parents saying it's OK.  I ran upstairs and told them. daddy said it was fine as long as it was free. It was. So I got Leverage for free. Yay. But from now on I am never, ever going to press that button again. Ever.

Stupid Cat.

I couldn't sleep last night. I don't know why.  I finally got to sleep at like, six A.M. Then some one had to go and open my door. That's when the cats got in. Mia, the smaller one, was at the ladder of my bed, trying to figure out how to get up on my bed. So of course she had to be as loud as possible about it. She kept talking at me. "MEOW! MERRER! BRRRRR!" I was really tired, and trying to ignore her but she wouldn't shut up! Then talus, the bigger one, came and was trying to eat my plant's or something. After he left Mia Tried to jump onto my bed, failing to do so, she fell on my angry bird, who i had thrown of my bed for being loud in the first place, And he started screaming! I guess this is the universes way of saying, "You are not aloud to sleep in on Thursdays" Well, thank you universe. You are being a great help.

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Thank you for listening to  my Moms cat Talus, and my sister's cat Mia. they are very talkative cats. Bye Bri π

I geuss great minds really do think a like.

Before I started reading Maximum Ride, I was thinking of a story about a person who was part bird because of what evil scientists did to her. And then I read Maximum Ride. And I was all like, oh, That's not as creative as I thought. But then, before I read Daniel X, I had the idea that wouldn't it be cool to write a story about a person who could imagine things into exsistance? But then I read Daniel X. And the same thing keeps happening each time I read James Patterson book! I had the same thing happen with Witch & Wizard. Grrrr!!! Why do I keep trying to steal James Patterson's Ideas? I don't know. Oh well. Bye Bri π

I have been bodiced. (sort off)

For the play I'm doing I have to wear a bodice. The bodice in question, doesn't fit me right, so we had to take it apart to make it fit me. When I first put it on, it didn't squish me at all. (For those of you who don't know, bodices are supposed to squish you.) Then we took part of it off, and it still didn't fit me, so then we took another part off so now it squishes me a little. For my part in the play, I am a gypsy stranger who makes a bargain and does an Irish jig. My costume makes a lot of noise though so I am going to make the stage manager very happy. but, hey I'm a gypsy, and gypsy's like jingly, dangle-y, colorful stuff. I quite like my costume. It's fun. And me and my mom made it. Which makes it even better.

I got my bed!

He he. I am so happy! We decorated my bed so it looks like a tree. So now I have a tree house and a loft bed. I love my loft bed, My mom was afraid I would fall off in the middle of the night, but I didn't. A few stuffed animals did though. Including my Angry Bird, who yelled, "YAH HO HOEY!! HAHAHAHA!"  (yes I really do have an angry bird stuffed animal, I threw it at my cat and it made her an angry kitty) It was interesting. I did wake up to a crashing sound. It was Morgans glass bottles falling of her dresser. It was loud.

I am an official Hunger Games fanatic

My favorite of all of them, The Hunger Games mockingjay.

Why am I just now a finatic? I drew fan art. yep. I drew a mockingjay with an arrow in its mouth. then under neath I put The Hunger Games, May the odds... then I drew the Catching Fire mockingjay, also with an arrow in its mouth, under which I put, Be Ever... Then to finish my fan art project, I made the last mockingjay, which is from Mockingjay. The mockingjay in this picture had an arrow, but not in it's mouth, I had this mockingjay drop the arrow, and to finish the saying I wrote, In Your Favor. So It had The Hunger Games phrase. May the odds be ever in your favor. if i can figure out how to put pictures on here, then maybe I will show you. I know!! (quickly runs up stairs) Ok I took some pictures now lets see if I can put them on here... Aha! I did it, I am awesome. I hope you like them as much as I do! I love the first one, The Hunger Games one. I think it's really cool. Tell me what you think!! Bri π

I did this one second, Catching Fire's mockingjay.

And last but not least, Mockingjay's mockingjay.

Canine Parvovirus.

 Canine Parvovirus (canine parvoviral enteritis) is a small virus, a single strand of DNA. It is often deadly. Parvo is a number one killer of dogs, mostly puppies. It does not effect humans, only mammals in the candid family, including:  foxes, wolves, coyotes, jackals, and dogs.  Parvovirus gets its name from the Latin word, parvus, meaning small. There are multiple strains, many mammals have a brand of Parvo of some kind, not all are deadly though. There is a human strain, (parvovirus B-19) also known as Fifths disease. It is less potent as canine Parvo, it mostly causes rashes on the skin.

Book review: Watch the Skies, by James Patterson. Rated: PG-13.

**WARNING: Watch the Skies is a sequel to The Dangerous Days of Daniel X, this review may contain spoilers. Please proceed with caution.**
 Daniel X is in a really weird small town, even weirder than most small towns. It might be because Alien Outlaw number 5  is lose, and it has big plans to turn this town into It's next TV show. Whats so bad about that? Well, because as the finale, the cast gets vaporized. Nice guy, right? Daniel is going to stop this guy before he can  finish his TV show. Oh, and did I mention this town is just the Pilot episode?

Happy January.

Yep, It's that time of year again. The beginning. January. fun. recently I have bee reading James Patterson books, as you can tell. I've been reading his teen books: Daniel X, Witch & Wizard, and Maximum Ride. people keep asking me if they're scary books. My Nana was really shocked that I was reading James Patterson books. I don't think they are scary. I think they're exciting and suspenseful. Maybe if you don't handle death and blood well, then yeah it might be scary, but I'm not particularly afraid of death and blood. I think one of the only books that actually scared me, Like really scared me, was Life As We Knew It, by a lady whose name I forget. It was so freaky. I don't know why it scared me so bad. Maybe the whole end of the world thing? The book was about what would happen if the moon got to close to earth. It was freaky. Some of the other things I'm really afraid of are spiders, needles, and Doctor Who. I also don't like statues of angels. Or mars. Or the pandemic of 1918. Or the movie trailer for Contagion, and the movie trailer for 2012. Ok, I'm not as fearless as I make myself out to be. Another thing that freaks me out is the whole zombie thing. Whats so cool about evil dead people who want to eat your brains? Seriously, thats not cool at all.

Spelunking under my bed.

Spelunking under a bed is not at all as fun as spelunking in a cave. In fact spelunking under a bed is harder than spelunking in a cave. Why was I spelunking under my bed? I was cleaning my room and it needed cleaning so I spelunked under my bed. I found lot's of things I thought I'd lost. I found my camp log from 2010, I found my old art book, I found Myst, the computer game. And I found my sisters cat. Not that she was lost, but I still found her under my bed. Then I had to get her out from under my bed because she was in my way. Now my room is almost clean I'm finishing it tomorrow.