The Bible in Fifty Words.

God made, 

Adam bit, 

 Noah arked,

 Abraham split, 

 Joseph ruled, 

Jacob fooled,

 bush talked,

Moses balked,

 Pharaoh plagued,

people walked,

 sea divided,

tablets guided,

 promise landed,

Saul freaked,

 David peeked,

prophets warned, 

Jesus born,

God walked, 

love talked,

 anger crucified,

 hope died,

 Love rose,

Spirit flamed,

 Word spread,

 God remained.

 

(I did not write this, I think it's bible cliff notes, but it really cool so I thought I'd put it on here) :)