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Monday, September 26, 2011

Santa's Caribou

 Reindeer and caribou are the same thing. Caribou are what they are called in America. Reindeer are in Europe. So since we live in America, we ought to be calling those reindeer caribou. Also, male reindeer (and caribou) don't have antlers in winter. Only the female do, thus Rudolf is a girl. But I guess old habits are hard to break.  Every time I refer to them as Santa's caribou or the fact that they are girls, people look at me like I am an idiot.
  People need to get venomous and poisonous right because I'm tired of correcting it, but I'm not willing to give up. Venom is injected, poison is ingested. Come on people it's not that hard. I've even seen some zoologists make that mistake. They of all people should know that a red cobra is not poisonous, you only get hurt if you get bitten or spit at in the eye. If you swallow it nothing will really happen (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Just because swallowing it wont hurt you, doesn't mean that if you have a cut in your mouth it wont effect you!) So, now you know never try to suck the venom out of someone.

Today my cousin Annabelle tried to stand on my moms cat Talus. Talus did not like this. He let out a pain scream, witch startled Annabelle. She fell down (she did not break her crown) and Talus hissed and ran out the door as fast as his chubby self could carry him. Annabelle started screaming and crying so we had to try to calm her down. Today was exciting.

Yesterday my mom took us to see The Lion King in theaters because it was re released. So we went to the theater and the room that we were in still said it was the last movie. So we went in and JJ and I stayed in the theater while momma and Morgan went to go get consesions. When they got back the sign still hadn't changed. We sat sown and after a little bit my mom said to go see if the sign had changed. I went out and saw it had changed so I ran back in. I ran down the hall and tripped over  my foot. I went flying down the isle. I scraped my knee real bad and twisted my ankle. Now they hurt. Fun.
Well bye, Bri!