Stupid things people can get aressted for in america.

I've done apps so why not law's? Here are the most rediculous law's I can find.

1. it is illegal for women to have hairy leg's on a public street in New Mexico.
2. It is illegal to shoot a whale from a moving car in Tennesse.
3. It is illegal to steal a moose in alaska.
3. Unmarried women may not sell cheese on Sunday or go sky diving.
4. you may not ride a bike in California with out fashion accessories.
5.It is illegal to wear cowboy boot's unless you own at least two cows in California.
6. It is illegal to shower on Wednesday's in Wyoming.
7. Waling is illegal in Oklahoma
8. it is illegal for women to do their own hair in the state of Wisconsin with out proper permits.
9. Cars must be tethered to a public building in Wisconsin.
10. It is illegal to drive while you are asleep.
11. in New York, You can be sent to death row for jumping off a twenty story building.
12. you can not fart publicly after six PM.
13. It is illegal to point a fake gun at some one in Texas.
14. you can not immitate animals in Miami, Florida.
15.(my mom's favorite) you may NOT chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Montana.
16. you may not push a moose out of a flying vehicle. In Alaska.
17. you can't walk backwards while eating a doughnut on a city street in Kentucky. 
18. you can't carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Ohio.
19. you can't wash your clothes in a bird bath.
20. you must be 18 years old to play pinball in Tennessee.
21. you can't put coins in your ears in Hawaii
22. no boxing with kangaroos in Oregon.
23. you can't drive a car with ice picks attached to the wheels.
24. you may not fish from a camels back in Idahoe.
25. you can't sleep on a fridge outside. in Oklahoma
26. you can't wake a sleeping bear to take it's picture.
27. you can't ride your bike in a full swimming pool.
28. You may not wear a fake mustache if it causes laughter in church. Alabama.
29. you can not flirt on a public street. in Arkansas.
30. in Idaho it is illegal to frown in public.
31. it is illegal to practice knife throwing at a man in a striped shirt (so, if it's not striped you can throw knives at him?) Kansas.
32. Men can not tickle women under the chin with a feather duster. Maine
33. Mourner's at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Massachusetts.
34. women can't ear hats that will frighten children and animals. Missouri. (really?)
35. you can not dance while wearing a hat. North Dakota.
36. Horses are not allowed in the fountain inn unless they are wearing pant's. South Carolina.
37. you may not whistle under water.

And those are just some of the totally ridiculous things you can get arrested for or fined for in America. But what's really funny is that they had to make a law about it in the first place.
Bri π

Ok I do need some questions

I want to do the question thing that people do on there blog, but I don't know were people get the questoions so I'm going to answer your questions, Nothing inapropriate or super personal, but just litttle questions, like what's your favorite color, or describ e your life with a song, stuff like that. So Go ahead and ask away. You know how I really don't like the government? Well, I think that came from reading to many books in which the government is evil, and/or not helpful in any way at all. Sorry, I just don't like the Idea of any one being able to control me and my life. I like my freedom and I don't want it to be just a word. If you are a government person, well, I am not sorry for anything that I have said to offend you as I have freedom of speech. So you can just deal with it, and maybe I'll stop being annoyed with you people once you do something intelligent for a change. like not Lying your butt's off to trick the public. Or maybe stop baning perfectly good books. Or maybe promote homeschooling. That's what I would do if I were you. I may just be a teen but I am NOT stupid, I am NOT an ignorant child, I am NOT just some person. I am a person of importance, with ideas, and thought, and all sort's of things you people don't seem to like all that much. I can decide who I think will do the best job as a senator, I can decide who should be the president. I can't be bought. Money is nothing but pieces of green cotton paper. Really it's worth nothing. people just see it as a value, and thus it controls every thing. People aren't really free. Because of money.
"A camel has more of a chance of getting through the eye of the needle than a rich man does of going to heaven"
(has anyone besides me noticed that my post have a tendency to end up as political tirades?)

The fourth dimension and banned books.

I know what the forth dimension is. It is were we live. We are fourth dimensional. We are touchable. Not that I want to be touched, because I really don't like touching. It's not fun. I started this thing called instagram, on my ipod. It's like a blog except for pictures. pretty cool. I think I'm going to do one of those question things. I just need to knoe were you get the questions. You know, were you like answer questions than post them on your blog, I need some questions, If you have an Idea tell me and maybe I'll answer it. One moment I must realease the hounds. *leaves for moment* Ok I'm back. So questions. Ask away. Funny or seirious I'll answer best I can. Um.... You know how the ban books in library's and schools? well I think that's totally dumb. here is a list of book that are banned and guess what... I've read all of them.

1. Harry Potter. It's banned because of witch craft, fantasy, and violence.
2. Bridge to Teribethia. language, religion, and death. Um.... Ok?
3. To Kill a Mockingbird. language, religion, and racism. Again...um, Ok?
4. A Wrinkle in Time. Cristianity, witch craft, and demons. So?
5. Farinhiet 451. What's ironic about this one is that It's about what would happen if the government banned all books. It was banned for language, and themes (Hmmmm....)
6. The Diary of Anne Frank. Supposed sexual references.
7.Little women. Because Jo end's up getting married. (That make absolutely no sense what so ever)

This whole banning book's thing seems really stupid. Why ban books if this is a free government. Yeah, there's bad stuff in the world, but shouldn't we know about it to avoid it? Or better yet read about it to not make mistakes. Gosh, The government really ticks me off. next they'll try to ban movies, and music, maybe even our ideas. Leave us with our rights, or we will revolt. They should learn from the revolutionary war, or have they banned books about that too? Bye Bri π
                                           READ BANNED BOOKS!!!!!

Bookshelf Cat: The Movie.

profesional doodles.

I'm going to enter the doodle 4 google contest. I already have my doodle I juts need to make it better. For one thing, my person looks flat, and another thing her hand looks like a cheery. I need to fix her flatness, the cheery and also her weird butt. and her short legs. and the cat. I just need to re draw it all together. I'm going to use JJ for a model, because she does not have short legs, a cherry for a hand, or a weird butt. She is also not flat. she is third dementional. Yay for JJ, your three dimensional. I hope that's a good thing.  I hope I win . The winner get's a scholarship to a collage of there choice. So I really hope I get it. Later to day is Noah's birthday party. Were pretty excited. I have no clue what I'm getting him. I'll figure it out later. The family safety thing is driving me nut's again. It keeps covering up my followers thing, and it wont let me on my friends blog. It is so annoying. At least it actually lets me on my blog now. But it's still annoying. I don't know what to say now so.... Bye Bri π (te he, Pi)

My favorite stone.

I have a favorite stone, what's yours? (No this isn't a silly poem about my favorite rock. That's for later) Mine is Tiger's eye. It's... hard to explain the beauty of Tiger's eye. you kinda have to see it to know what it looks like because pictures don't do it justice. It's a semi precious stone, and it's just beautiful. I have two Tiger's eye stones. recently I discovered they have a band of hematite on the one, making them magnetic. I have a hematite stoone too. I have a rock colection. I have Pyrite, amethyst, geodes, volcanic glass, quartz, hematite, turquoise,  lot's that I don't know what they are, and then my tiger's eye. It is just so pretty. if you ever get the chance to see one definitly look at it, it is really pretty. I like that the bands change how ever you look at them. I don't know how they do it but it's just gorgerous. I love Tiger's eye. It has all these various bands of gold and brown, light and dark. It is just so pretty. I love it. It isn't transparent or sparkley, but it is just amazing. I love Tiger's eye. You should comment what your favorite stone is. And no the Blarney Stone does not count. I'm talking any stone from the ground, precious or non precious. If it's your favorite stone tell me.

Book Review: Untracable by S. R. Johannes Rated: PG-13

Grace's dad has been missing for  three months, and there are no leads as to were he's gone. Grace thinks she can find him, after all he taught her how to track just about anything. if any one can find it's got to be her, but for some unknown reason, every one tells her to give up. The police captin, her the phsycyatrist, her best friend, even her mom says she should give up. Grace can not give up. Not on her dad. She can find him, Because No one, not even her, is untracable. Right?